The question I’ve waited my whole life for someone to ask me:
"Want to see a dead body?"Read More
I had a week off earlier this month. Even though it's summer and when I scroll through my Instagram feed it seems like the whole world is not at work, it felt weird.
I typically save all my holidays up for Christmas so I can take a glorious expanse of time off in December.Read More
I bought my purse on a hot day in Japan on my honeymoon seven years ago. It is purple and one of the pockets is held together with a safety pin. I obviously love it a lot but every single day I shove my hand in it for something I need and pull out 47 things I do not.
This is a fun game I like to call “Why is this in my purse?”Read More
As a Mom, I am not always present. I am not always patient; I am never excited to play with her and her hodgepodge of toys, dolls and Happy Meal scraps. I hate the hand clapping games and think her iPad games are weird. (Her latest obsession is one where you prep a man to propose to his girlfriend. HOW IS THIS A FUN GAME?)Read More
Fine, I'm not EXACTLY totally finished. There are slots for photos that are sitting empty that need to be filled. I have to remember what she was given for her 5th birthday party, even though I could confidently guess "princess shit" and "My Little Pony nonsense" and that would pretty much cover it.Read More
I used to work in a record store. It was in the 2000’s so we didn’t actually sell records but our cassette game was on fleek if you know what I’m saying and if you do please translate because I’m old and tired.Read More