It's summer time, so of course I have been out hiking, kayaking, swimming, camping, and generally being one with Mother Earth.
So it's the end of June which means the end of another school year and you should have a kid because there is no better way to helplessly watch the months slip off a calendar and feel your bones and gasp like a fish unceremoniously flipped out of water. HOW IS SHE ALMOST SEVEN, DEAR READER?Read More
It's been a HOT SECOND since I did any meaningful writing and maybe that's because I saved all my good shit for the NEW BOOK I'M IN THAT YOU CAN BUY TODAY.
*fires confetti gun*
*gets confetti in eye*
*spends weekend worrying about losing that eye*Read More
I did a lot of real-live-person stuff in May. (Versus my usual eyeballs-poking-out-from-luxurious-blanket weekend slothery. I did more stand-up! I bombed but it's okay! I helped plan and attended a stagette where I did a Beyonce dance class and learned that with age I have grown 67% more terrible with organized choreography! I got spoiled for Mother's Day and was reminded again how lucky I am to have a husband who collaborates with my kid to make me feel so special!Read More
If you looked up "moves with grace and finesse" in the dictionary of Opposites, you would find a picture of me, hunched over, silently howling because I just stubbed my whole body on a piece of furniture that has been in the same place for 5 years. Every day I forget my dimensions, my whereabouts in this world, and how close and far I am to people and sharp corners. I am a bumbler. That's how I navigate this Earth. Muttered "OUCH'S" and smacked shinbones.Read More
Do you ever hit Play on a show and know in your bones it is a terrible decision but you do it anyway and then ruin your entire day because you should have listened to EVERY SINGLE CELL IN YOUR BODY? That is essentially my life's work. Ignoring instincts or pushing through them like corn down a goose's throat.Read More