i just finished her baby book and now i'm weirdly bummed out #bestofmissteenussr

{#BestOfMissteenussr ~ originally published August 2016}

Fine, I'm not EXACTLY totally finished. There are slots for photos that are sitting empty that need to be filled. I have to remember what she was given for her 5th birthday party, even though I could confidently guess "princess shit" and "My Little Pony nonsense" and that would pretty much cover it.

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the not-very-fun mom #bestofmissteenussr

{#BestOfMissteenussr ~ originally published August 2016}

As a Mom, I am not always present. I am not always patient; I am never excited to play with her and her hodgepodge of toys, dolls and Happy Meal scraps. I hate the hand clapping games and think her iPad games are weird. (Her latest obsession is one where you prep a man to propose to his girlfriend. HOW IS THIS A FUN GAME?)

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