excited states weekend

Leaving at the crack of 'ShitThisSucksI'mTired' o'clock to avoid border horders, I'm testing the limits of Hondalicious and seeing if it gets us down to Seattle in one recognizable piece. 
Anything happens, I've got 67 Canadian flags, duct tape and one garbage bag full of Olympic plush toys that we can patch the car up with.
Onwards to cheap shopping, more junk food than you can stuff down your bra, and lots of people way fatter than me to boost my fragile ego.
Target is dead. Super Mall is dead. Steve & Barry's is dead. Nordstrom rack is dead.
Being that my wallet is also smokingly empty, I'll be holding the purses & jackets and abducting small US children while the Kiwis shop.
See you soon!