no thank you

Blargh. Within the span of about 20 minutes last night, I went from merrily dissecting a mandarin orange to feeling like my body HATED ME. Stiff, headachey, coughing, stupid nose and then I couldn't sleep. Had those bizarre dreams you only have when you're sick and woke up (at 3:30 pm!) with that extra layer of slime on my teeth and one useless nostril. This is not how I want to see in the New Year, with these puffy dark bloodshot eyes. C'mon health!