the one where it gets gross

I suppose if I can go back to work today, a mere 15 days after I last clocked out, TEN OF WHICH I WAS SICK, I should have the stamina to actually write something longer than a photo caption to accompany a picture taken on an iPhone and saturated & blurred to shit with two free photo Apps (Mill Colour and PS Mobile if you were itching to know).
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red and green and present-y all over

T’was the night before the night before Christmas and I’m high on Coca-Cola and white Lindt balls. The presents are wrapped, all 809 of them. Nuv’s are wrapped but still hidden because if he lays eyes on them, I will have a grown man hanging off my neck pleading to open his presents noOOOooow. As another Christmas gets ready to explode in a spark of wadded up wrapping paper, too much turkey and those flimsy paper hats in the Christmas crackers, I was thinking about my very favourite memories of this time of year growing up. C’mon, let’s revisit them!
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