mustache on fire

God bless the USA: There was an odd couple from Montana in front of us in the ferry line up Friday that made me hope the entire ferry sank just so they would be taken care of. I think my main beef is that the man looked so much like David Cross, I expected him to be funny & great, but no. I got my heart broken when, at least three times within the span of a minute, he let loose with juicy horrific belches.
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