who's gonna drive you hooooOOOoome tonight?

At the end of this month, my car will be paid off. No big deal, except it has been TEN YEARS since I first leased it. Nuv predicts the day after it's officially mine, the four wheels will flop off, the engine will exhale a gust of dry air and then the whole thing will collapse inwards in a whoosh of crumbs, cigarette plastic and bobby pins. 
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