rubbing one out

I am freshly home from a totally beautiful evening. I ate a super garlicky real deal meal with my brother and sister in law and their stupidly cute kids and you have not lived until a 2 1/2 year old serenades you with 'Down by the Bay' and an almost 9 month old drools down your open shirt hole and smooshes her chubba fingers up against one eyeglass frame, rendering you half blind, but also delirious due to the cute fumes.
AND THEN, oh AND THEN, I went to get an hour long massage. A gift from friends that love me. No big deal.
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