the new

So, three weeks in and I’m totally getting the hang of this. OR NOT AT ALL. Under the Plus column we survived a trip to Victoria which wasn’t hard, what with being waited on hand and foot by the greatest mother-in-law in known history, showing off the kid to friends and family, going for a long overdue walk with some amazing girlfriends that gave me enough love and support to power a climb up a hill that fucking sucked, and eating bacon EVERY SINGLE DAY.
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killing time

Sooooooooooooo. Yeah. Bubs, I didn't take any pictures of me passed out on the couch, in the bathtub, watching Mad Men or standing eating bacon in the kitchen while doing pelvic thrusts, but I did take pictures of the following intensely intriguing things that I have used to try and take my mind off of you. Like the fact that you hate me and don't want to come out, and how I didn't plan a birthday party for myself because I thought you would be crashing it. Warning: Gluttony Alert level is at an all time high.
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