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Dear Mama,

I owe you an apology. I used to tease you about your B.U.M equipment clothing, because first off- BUM equipment. What's their parent company - Vagina Tools? Ha ha x forever. And, I don't know, it's not a cool brand. Because I'm still 90% 16 years old and I don't want to come into the store with you, I'll just wait in the car and practice being sullen. So, here's why I owe you an apology and why I think you're Wonder Woman for wearing pumps every day to work for 27 years:

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