2:47 pm Thursday afternoon

Am I already regretting this challenge, to do a post a day, that I set forth for myself? MAYBE. Is it good for me, to follow through on a promise made only to myself and the rad dudes who find this site using the keywords "12 year old fuck miss," to continue on? PROBABLY. Do I really just want to huck the laptop off the deck into a herd of skunks, just waiting for an excuse to unleash their stinkbombs, and watch Stella sleep sideways in her bigger bed while simultaneously also sleeping and eating blue corn chips and catching up on Game of Thrones?F*CK YES EVERYBODY.
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the day everything went wrong

Verse: The day had an ambitious start as I hauled Honda to Langara before work to get my Student ID photo taken. I'd awoken early-ish to assemble the pretty parts of my face cohesively, found a great parking spot, found the right room like I was a seasoned student, and then Cheech & Chong's retarded cousin told me I couldn't get it done till August.
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