splorg

I'm doing what we were told NEVER to do in my college days (aka two years ago - Adult school = adult cool!) which is write directly into the blog template, as opposed to writing this in Word, finessing every syllable while I lick a pen nib, then copying and pasting like a boss (that's not cool anymore, is it?) into the back end, to then hit Publish then frantically scour the numbers every hour for who came and read what I wrote, like a sweaty crack fiend needing hits of validation to feel alive and talented.
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iToilet

About exactly one week ago, I dropped my iPhone 3G S in the toilet. It would be an understatement to say I was completely devastated. Rather than taking this week to get back to simpler times and actually look up when I drive, speak to friends in person instead of abbreviated snippets of words, and not simultaneously pee and check Facebook updates, I lost my everloving COOL. (PS: The cocktease FB updates where it's like "You have 8 new Living Social Activities, come here right now!" can fuck the fuck right off)
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