rubbing one out

I am freshly home from a totally beautiful evening. I ate a super garlicky real deal meal with my brother and sister in law and their stupidly cute kids and you have not lived until a 2 1/2 year old serenades you with 'Down by the Bay' and an almost 9 month old drools down your open shirt hole and smooshes her chubba fingers up against one eyeglass frame, rendering you half blind, but also delirious due to the cute fumes.
AND THEN, oh AND THEN, I went to get an hour long massage. A gift from friends that love me. No big deal.
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running in circles

I'm pretty sure the recent weather here is signaling End of Days. Seriously, it's like Vegas hot. Especially at dusk when you could be wearing a scarf and dental floss and not have a single goose bump. It was a long freezing winter whereupon I wore my grey duffle coat all day every day, literally. I didn't need a purse what with all the pockets in that coat. If I become famous, that coat will be hung in the Smithsonian.
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