Sooooooooooooo. Yeah. Bubs, I didn't take any pictures of me passed out on the couch, in the bathtub, watching Mad Men or standing eating bacon in the kitchen while doing pelvic thrusts, but I did take pictures of the following intensely intriguing things that I have used to try and take my mind off of you. Like the fact that you hate me and don't want to come out, and how I didn't plan a birthday party for myself because I thought you would be crashing it. Warning: Gluttony Alert level is at an all time high.
And that's about it.