whut wednesday {google, you helpful sonuvabitch}

Last night I was looking for an image of a "cozy chair." This came up.

cozy

cozy

I think there's a reason I wasn't alive in 1865.

Them: "OH, what happened to your eyes?"

Me: "I was just reading in my chair, leaned over to grab a sip of my sarsaparilla and then violently impaled both my eyes on dirty bear claws. POP POP, out they rolled like delicious blood pudding balls HAHAHHAHHA..." 

*DIES.*