support your balls

I am 100% certain I have never talked about testicular cancer on the blog, so let's pop that cherry right now.

Everyone I know has had someone snatched from them way too fucking early by the selfish bitch that is cancer.

Everyone I know wears underwear. (Or should, because eww.)

Half the people I know have balls.

Tommy John loves your balls and/or the balls you love. And they want all of us, every boy and girl, to respect balls and try to keep them way the fuck away from danger.

11 months of the year they clad balls in underwear, but this month they're on a mission to educate and start some real talk about the #1 buzzkill for balls which is testicular cancer.


They're giving 5% of all sales from their limited edition “Mustache and Ball” collection to the Testicular Cancer Foundation.
They're also contributing $10 for each purchase made by new customers who were referred by someone else.

tommy john balls underwear for testicular cancer awareness

Finally - here's where we come in. They're holding a Share a Pair, Win a Pair contest on Instagram and donating $1 for each entry up to $1,000.

How to Enter:

1. Follow @TommyJohnWear and @TesticularCancerFoundation.

2. Take and post a picture on Instagram of any pair of round objects, tag them both and use the hashtag #SupportYourBalls.

Voila - you're entered for a chance to win a pair of men’s underwear from Tommy John.

So get creative and go ball hunting. My entry is here.

I hope you win but if I win I'm 100% going to wear the underwear as pajamas like I'm Drew Barrymore in a cool 90s movie. Boys with balls love that shit.