So, now, I'm the parent of a KINDERGARTEN GRADUATE.
(Cue me curled around a Diaper Genie, weeping, wiping my tears with tiny onesies and gently scratching my face with their 67 metal snaps.)
This aging thing is no joke. When I go from 33 to 38, it's not a big deal. A few more unfortunate chin hairs, a mild yellowing of my teeth and a fairly harmless crisis wherein I cut off and bleach my hair to resemble my 18 year old self. Otherwise - NO HARM.
But newborn to 5 is a long and uncontrolled explosion. My heart and head are battered and swollen and in shock most of the time.
She's a person. Everything we did right (and everything we did wrong) is now running around on 2 feet. Running ahead but thankfully (THANK YOU ALL THE NEW GODS AND THE OLD) she still circles back to fold her little hand into mine.
Since she probably logs more screen time than I do (exemplary parenting alert), I thought this month I'd check in and see what she is watching on Netflix. (Thankfully her brief fling with Veggie Tales is over.)
Come for the adorableness, stay for the absolute massacre of "#streamteam."
What does your kid binge watch on their iPad in the morning so as to let her beloved Mother sleep in? And what have YOU been watching? I've been sitting outside in SPF 799 trying to "enjoy summer" most of the month so I need some recommendationssssss.
As a member of Netflix Canada's #streamteam I will be giving you the straight goods on what I'm watching each month in exchange for a yearly membership. It's a match made in heaven, really.