(contest closed) it's a book party and you're invited PLUS a *GIVEAWAY*

It's been a HOT SECOND since I did any meaningful writing and maybe that's because I saved all my good shit for the NEW BOOK I'M IN THAT YOU CAN BUY TODAY.

*fires confetti gun*

*gets confetti in eye*

*spends weekend worrying about losing that eye*

Here's the beautiful cover that makes my heart and head and all my jiggly parts happy.

I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

THE OFFICIAL DESCRIPTION: "But Did You Die? is the fifth hilarious installment in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series. But Did You Die? is a collection of terrible (but also kind of good) parenting advice from some of the funniest moms and dads on the 'net. And that one super helpful childless friend we all have who loves to tell us we're parenting wrong. So put your kids in front of the TV and let them eat junk while you read this book and laugh your tail off. We set the bar low so you can feel better about your parenting skills. You're welcome."

(You just pooped a little didn't you? It's okay to be that excited. I would never judge.)

Today you can buy it in MANY forms. Alas I cannot teleport into your home and read it to you while wearing my husband's pajamas. (I was told the future would be awesome but there are some things that are still woefully unattainable.)

You can buy it on iTunes!

You can buy it on Amazon!

You can buy it at Barnes and Noble!

You can buy it on Google Play!

You can buy it on Kobo!

AND/OR you could enter to win a SIGNED COPY of #ButDidYouDie PLUS I'll throw in signed copies of my earlier collections filled with delicious words so basically I'm sending you a Brooke Buffet.

PRIZE DETAILS! Once copy of each book listed below, signed with my impeccable penmanship.

*But Did You Die

*So Glad They Told Me: Women Get Real About Motherhood

*Martinis & Motherhood: Tales of Wonder, Woe & WTF?!

*Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee: The Crazy, Brilliant, and Unforgettable Lessons We've Learned from Our Mothers

*That's Paris: Life, Love and Sarcasm in the City of Light

 

{*FINE PRINT* Contest Ends June 21, 2017. Winner must live in North America.}

Winner has been notified - thank you to everyone who entered!