how to kill a wasp in 37 easy steps

We live in the city so in the summer time we can confidently have screen-free doors and windows flung wide. Typically the worst thing brought in by the wind is a layer of thick drunken “WOOOOO’s!” that float up from a club’s exit in the alley around the corner.

Unlike the suburbs where I grew up, insect intruders are few and far between. Or maybe they know that just because I have lived in the city for 8 years, I still have that no-nonsense suburbs sensibility.

To be clear: if you have more than 2 legs and I didn’t expressly invite you into the home I pay for, prepare to die.

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