stranger than friction

Tomorrow it will have been a week since I lost a body part. I may have previously joked about flushing my gall bladder down the toilet after lighting it on fire but some (likely) drug-induced reflection has made me realize just like Radiohead predicted, "You do it to yourself, you do. And that's why it really hurts."
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stranger than friction

Tomorrow it will have been a week since I lost a body part. I may have previously joked about flushing my gall bladder down the toilet after lighting it on fire but some (likely) drug-induced reflection has made me realize just like Radiohead predicted, "You do it to yourself, you do. And that's why it really hurts."
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Augustus Gloomp

Snozzberry: Whenever I check a lottery ticket at those automatic dream giver scanning machines, I envision the scene from 'Charlie & the Chocolate Factory' (the Gene Wilder one) where Charlie sees the edge of the golden ticket poking out of his chocolate bar, his smile splits his face in half and a fellow shop goer raises his one arm in the sky, nearly wrenching it off as they all shout for joy.
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Augustus Gloomp

Snozzberry: Whenever I check a lottery ticket at those automatic dream giver scanning machines, I envision the scene from 'Charlie & the Chocolate Factory' (the Gene Wilder one) where Charlie sees the edge of the golden ticket poking out of his chocolate bar, his smile splits his face in half and a fellow shop goer raises his one arm in the sky, nearly wrenching it off as they all shout for joy.
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