three ridiculous things my kid said this week

Having a kid is almost as entertaining as Netflix.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

*Wipes tear-streaked face with giant towel. Stares out window for a while to catch my breath.*

No. No, it's not. One thing will keep spoon feeding you delicious television shows and movies and occasionally checks in to see if you need to take a pee or snack break.

The other thing will interrupt all your viewing satisfaction, holler at you when she needs poo wiped from her butt, and then either beg for all your snacks or hover close to them asking repeatedly what you're eating, then make exaggerated interpretative "EWWWW!" noises and faces.

Clearly one of those things is better than the other.

But I already wrote about Netflix this month, so Stella stories it is...

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