lessons learned

Yesterday I was talking to the women behind me in line at Wal-Mart (if you don't know, this is where all the COOL AS F*CK people now hang). She was clappy-hand stoked that her grandson, standing and swaying dangerously in the grocery cart, had kissed a green-haired doll and declared it "Bella." You know, as in, the character from Twilight. Because a child under the age of two should know who that is.
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lessons learned

Yesterday I was talking to the women behind me in line at Wal-Mart (if you don't know, this is where all the COOL AS F*CK people now hang). She was clappy-hand stoked that her grandson, standing and swaying dangerously in the grocery cart, had kissed a green-haired doll and declared it "Bella." You know, as in, the character from Twilight. Because a child under the age of two should know who that is.
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ramble on, rambler

Dear Mama,

I owe you an apology. I used to tease you about your B.U.M equipment clothing, because first off- BUM equipment. What's their parent company - Vagina Tools? Ha ha x forever. And, I don't know, it's not a cool brand. Because I'm still 90% 16 years old and I don't want to come into the store with you, I'll just wait in the car and practice being sullen. So, here's why I owe you an apology and why I think you're Wonder Woman for wearing pumps every day to work for 27 years:

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ramble on, rambler

Dear Mama,

I owe you an apology. I used to tease you about your B.U.M equipment clothing, because first off- BUM equipment. What's their parent company - Vagina Tools? Ha ha x forever. And, I don't know, it's not a cool brand. Because I'm still 90% 16 years old and I don't want to come into the store with you, I'll just wait in the car and practice being sullen. So, here's why I owe you an apology and why I think you're Wonder Woman for wearing pumps every day to work for 27 years:

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